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vintage 2 7/8" X 2" Black American Humor "Early Bird Gets The Worm" Figurine

$ 10.55

Availability: 100 in stock
  • Condition: worn of course, but not broken
  • All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted

    Description

    There doesn't seem to be a category for sorting rude politically incorrect figures that our great grandparents found entertaining.
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